Big Al gets his ashes
Happy (belated) Ash Wednesday! I got my ashes from church today. Woohoo!
(It's there amongst the oil & grease.)
Now it comes time to decide on what I will give up. I really don't remember the last time I made myself give something up since you end up going back to doing it on the Monday after Easter. However, this year I have decided I for this Lenten season I will give up the following:
1. Medicines that are recognized by the US Federal Government as Schedule I-V controlled substances (except for Schedule III substances known as anabolic steroids).
2. Hardcore p0rn of the animal-to-human kind. Since Teddy B has been the biggest advocate of this, I will take a hard "No to Ted!" stance.
There are a bunch of others that I would rather not put in writing given that it may hurt my eligibility to run for President of the United States in 2016. However, I will be happy to share them with you in person.
(It's there amongst the oil & grease.)Now it comes time to decide on what I will give up. I really don't remember the last time I made myself give something up since you end up going back to doing it on the Monday after Easter. However, this year I have decided I for this Lenten season I will give up the following:
1. Medicines that are recognized by the US Federal Government as Schedule I-V controlled substances (except for Schedule III substances known as anabolic steroids).
2. Hardcore p0rn of the animal-to-human kind. Since Teddy B has been the biggest advocate of this, I will take a hard "No to Ted!" stance.
There are a bunch of others that I would rather not put in writing given that it may hurt my eligibility to run for President of the United States in 2016. However, I will be happy to share them with you in person.
Your loss, sucka! Enjoy the dirt on your head! I'm gonna go spank it to dolphin pr0n now....
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2:34 AM