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Tuesday, June 26, 2007 

Big Al celebrates the birth of homosexuality

(The birthday boy and his wife Jamie. Sorry Jaime, everything you heard about Q and Ito is true... EVERYTHING!)

3 days after Big Al celebrated the birth of metrosexuality, it is only fitting that we celebrate the 28th anniversary of homosexuality at Q's birthday bash. On June 24, 1979, in Quincy, Illinois, Q was born. Our world has never been the same since. (FYI - there is nothing wrong with homosexuality.) Look closely at Q's T-shirt above. It closely resembles "GAY".

(The soldiers! No offense to all of the troops fighting for our freedom. But we're soliders!)

The day included paintballing in the Santa Cruz Mountains and dinner at Hooters. Big Al didn't fare too well against the competition. It kind of reminded him of climbing uphill during football practice.
(Big Al taken prisoner at Camp Hooters. He was tortured all night!)

I'm not saying that Q is a homosexual, but I believe his whole wedding thing was a complete cover-up to hide his true feelings for his roommate of many years - Ito.

Just kidding Q! I love you man! To everybody else that may give me a hard time, I have a lot of gay friends and I love them too.

Note to self: ALWAYS invite Al to EVERYTHING. Dude, this was hilarious.

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